Step 1521: don’t commit tax evasion unless wearing a top hat.
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Step 1522: Commit tax evasion with a top hat
Step 1523: repeat steps 3, 34, 42, 14, 111, 1200, 1382, and 1, then take off pants and burn them
Step 1524: Ignored the previous step.
Step 1525: Use proper grammar and ignore all previous even-numbered steps
Step 1526: Put on size-3 shoes
Step 1527: submit your consciousness to Ghid, let him seep into your mind, become one with his majesty and convert fully to hatred of anime. Also brush your teeth twice daily.
Step 1528: Ignore Ghid, and replaced him with Elmer Fudd failing to catch that wabbit.
Step 1529: realize that elmer fudd could never catch big chungus, and repeat step 1527 to realign your values with the descended being of doubled eyes.
Step 1530: Form a Galactic Empire.
Step 1531: Built a Death Star.
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step 1532: disregard step 1529 and buy Vincenzo the polygonal tardigrade merch
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step 1533: realize you already completed step 1529 and go into a spiral of depression realizing you could never run from Ghid.
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Step 1534: AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
Step 1535 accept your fate.
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Step 1536: Restart the hold thing again, for step 1 again.
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Step 1537: Seeing as there is no Hold thing, ignore the blatant attempt to reset the number cycle and instead offer your newborn iPhone to the holy altar of Ghid and allow it to be consumed by his vision.
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step 1538 congratulations you have been resurrected no thanks to the RRR ,your down payment to Lord Ghid has also been accepted, and through him, you have been given dollar store immortality, go rob a bank or something.
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Step 1539: Force twenty-four teenagers to participate in mortal combat to entertain the masses.
I’ll give you four guesses on which movies I was watching over the weekend 
Step 1540: Listen to music made by someone from Michigan.
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