In a world ravaged by sporks and anime rice cookers, only one community can ascend above humanity. These brave souls put up with each other ever day, regardless of whether they have a bottle of vodka or a shekel for a head. This extreme tolerance can only last so far. Who shall stand, and who shall fall?
-Your character's head must be an everyday household object. I'm talking along the lines of toaster, not something like a gun or an enchanted axe or what have you.
-Your body is that of a normal human. No exceptions.
-Of course, no godmodding, no controlling other people's characters, etc.
-One person can only have up to two characters.
Head: Old-Style Panasonic Television Set
Appearance: Late teens, normal build, has a beer gut, wears a red Hawaiian shirt
Bio/Personality: Talkative, enjoys speaking in television quotes, lazy, casually enjoys soda pops.