Horrifying Revelations

why does this even exist

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Someone was returning things to WalMart and saw an employee dumping returns in a cart. It turns out someone was returning a Bionicle. ABSOLUTE HERESY!

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(s)he deserves no mercy

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“sir i am returning this toy because his mask keeps falling off whenever i touch the back of his head”

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''Sir i am returning this because his arms keep moving when i turn the thing in his back’’

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“sir I’m returning this because my child had fun”

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“sir i am returning this because he was in pieces when i got him”

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Your lack of commas is going to drive me nuts.

“Sir, I am returning this because I couldn’t get the box open.”

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Matoro

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Yes.

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:expressionless:

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Everything except the mask is pretty good tho.

I still question why Takua changed his name. The metru didnt, the inika didnt, nobody else did, did he want to feel special?

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marketing reason, to hide the Toa of lights true identity. Story reason, it’s kinda like why the Toa mata changed to the Toa Nuva. In a sense Takua becoming a Toa was kinda like being Takua Nuva. Ofcourse Nuva was chosen in honour of the Toa Nuva, though why he couldn’t just be Takua Nuva instead of Takanuva, remains uknown.

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His name was changed to not spoil the Mask of Light movie.

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: 0 wut

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Maybe this is why Greg said love wasnt cannon

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Too soon man, too soon

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:neutral_face:

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