Down into the basement.
That only works if the horse is turning in that direction. These horses are not turning.
To the left, to the left!Please sue me, I deserve it.
Horse is dead
The horse looks in the mirror, and moves to the left. But is it the left in the mirror, or the left in real life? Does it matter? No...
he goes to the right!
We win! Uh, right!
We can not fully determine this, as the first movement is unclear...
He moved right... Oh wait, did I just lose?
I guess, in the end, it did matter
I'm gonna move left.
Weighing up all the options, I gotta go left...
How could you>: (
The opposite of right.
I choose to go leftn't