I was walking through a movie theater one day when I saw them approach me. Then, all of the sudden, slime hands me a slip of paper. It says: "Congratulations, you've won a chance to be the first person to see the emoji movie!" I dropped the paper in horror, but before I could run, two goons had me and wouldn't let me go. I struggled, but they strapped me down, held open my eyes with clamps, and forced me to watch that horrible movie. I couldn't move, and it just kept playing again and again. The whole time, even louder than my screams, I could hear the cruel laughter of the mod squad.