Man I'll never forget that time last week
I was sitting at my desk, filing some paperwork, when I found one labeled "Sliem and Cronk testify against Ghid's case for home invasion"
And suddenly they broke in through my door yelling something horrifying, I couldn't tell what
So I grabbed my AK-131 and aimed it at the door, screaming "Y'all better scram before we get tomato jello!"
However they both apparently liked tomato jello, because they tackled me and after tying me up they began searching frantically for it
The neighbors told me Bob the Tomato and a Minecraft slime came up to my door and yelled "trick or treat"| but I'm sure they yelled "trick or treat we've come to steal your tomato jello!!!!!1!!"
Okay, I don't have tomato jello and Sliem and Cronk hopefully don't know where I live and I don't know how they could testify on papers for car insurance and I don't even have a job so I couldn't file papers and I wasn't home Halloween BUT IT'S EVEN MORE TRUE THAN THE OTHER TIMES