You don't need to do that, you know.
Sorry if I sound pretentious, but why not?
They ruined my life by stealing my soul and making me spend every second on this site.
They ruined my life by making me happyI wanted to be depressed
Var’s laugh cured my cancer.
How is that ruining your life?
Some of us want to die.
a few years ago, Eljay was jealous that he had to look sexy by wearing a kanohi Miru, I was looking fabulous without a mask. So you know what he did?
HE FUSED A MASK TO MY FACE!
Eljay made my buy millions of dollars' worth of Mata Miru masks, instead of other things.
Oh, and Spider_Ven also chomped off my head, legs, and arms and sent me rolling down the street.
If you don't get that reference, then that's... unfortunate.