Interdimensional Laws of Time

XLVI: all potatoes not found on the planet earth before 2087 are to be destroyed on sight.

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XLVII: Disregard law XLV. Also, Doctor Bright is not allowed to edit the laws of time, and must follow all other rules listed in the List of Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation, which can be found here:

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XLVIII: In accordance with law XLVI You may only destroy aforementioned potato’s on Sundays. And boil their ashes in stew which you must then feed to the local hermit.

IL: reviving dead people via time travel is illegal, but reviving dead topics is allowed and encouraged.

I travelled back from 2043 to make this post.

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XLIX: The local hermit may not share his potato ash stew with non-local hermits, nor anyone else. His consumption of said stew every Sunday is a fixed point in time.

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L: It is the solemn duty of a time traveler to prevent the fall of the Roman Empire by any lengths necessary due to the fall of Roman civilization creating a paradox that will inevitably create Fortnite and then rifts in the fabric of all dimensions. Ave Caesar. -Imperial Guild of Temporal Mages

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LI: If you go into the future, do not use the information you gather to bet on horse races. Instead, you should memorize the winning lottery numbers of no less than 14 state lotteries.

LII:
resist the urge to go back
in time and buy a bunch of mask packs from 2001.

LIII: Any amount of money you receive as a result of ill-advised gambling aided by time travel may not exceed 8620 Norwegian Krone. Any violation will be punishable by de-moisturization.

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LIV: Any attempts to secure an object which is highly valuable and-or sought after in one’s own time must be done so purely for the purpose of one’s own collection. Any attempt to profit off the object in question will bring about one’s immediate sentence to 500 perceived years working on a Venusian sulfur mine.

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LV: don’t go forward in time and play video games that haven’t been released yet!

LVI: if you’re banned from the mb’s, don’t try jumping ahead in time to get around it. In the future, Eljay uses high tech to detect ban-hopping time travelers, and they are pardoned… from life.

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LVII: A time traveler may see numbers that correlate to unknowns in the past (ie. lottery numbers, prices, stock market stuff), but these numbers will cease to be true upon returning to the time when they would come to exist after returning to the past.