#CRONK JUSTICE: ACE ATTORNEY
I’m taking a break from this series to present to you a story from a near future, one where the ways of the message boards have changed, and so has the future and characters of the past. Who messed everything up? Why the heck is Cronk not a detective anymore? Why is Kahi a hobo, the very thing he hates?
#FIND OUT, in TURNABOUT TROLL.
that jogn is yes
very yes
This should be exciting.
#COMING SOON
#Turnabout Generations
About time.
#Turnabout Generations
About that, yes.
6 years is a long time to wait…
You can’t imagine how much I’ve suffered…
You… suffered?
And now… the perfect opportunity presents itself.
At last… I shall have my revenge!
What!?
…Merry Christmas.
Eljay was speechless. A man just died in front of him. And in his hand was a gun. The murder weapon. Eljay had just killed a man.
A Merlin P. Mann to be exact.
the guy who shot merlin had gloves on, so does that mean eljay’s innocent?
TTV Law Offices
December 26th, 2016
10:21 AM
Kahi: I haven’t had a case in MONTHS. I dunno how I’m supposed to pay for the boards with this low of an income.
Prpl: Maybe you can promote me to being an admin!
How about no
Prpl: Well, it was worth a shot.
Kahi: I’m just hoping I get someone to defend soon. I’m so tired of waiting.
Prpl: Well, I guess I’m gonna watch some TV while we’re lounging around.
~Prpl turns on the TV, and the news is on.~
Prpl: Ew, you watch the news Kahi?
How else do I learn about new cases
Prpl: But the news? Seriously?
Kahi: Well, I’m striving to be much more professional. Hmm… Perhaps I should call this law office “Jon & Co. Law Offices.”
Prpl: That sounds extremely dumb.
Well, what else am I going to call it?
Prpl: PFFFFFFFFFF!
Kahi: Fine. I’m gonna address myself like this the whole time to anyone who wants a case. You’ll see.
~The phone begins to ring~
Answer it?
Yes
Stupid post limit
Kahi: Hello?
???: Hi, is this Kahi Nuva?
Kahi: Actually, it’s Jonathan Juan now.
???: Oh. I was needing the attorney, but I guess he’s not available.
~The phone hangs up.~
Kahi: Hey!
http://i.imgur.com/AvZINF7.jpg
Prpl: Told you it was dumb.
News: As the new year begins, we get a special news break. The rather infamous admin, Lewa Johnson, has been arrested for murder.
http://i.imgur.com/gzwCrwr.jpg
Prpl: Boring.
~Prpl clicks to change the channel~
Go back. I want to hear this.
~Kahi grabs it and changes the channel back to the news~
News: Eljay was arrested last night after having his fingerprints found on the murder weapon. The man he shot and killed? It was the famed Generation 2 animation writer, Merlin P. Mann. Mann’s body was found on the beach of Highly Suspect Lake. Eljay was found at the beach, asleep on the sand.
Kahi: Oh no… This sounds terrible.
Prpl: So Eljay murdered a guy? Didn’t know he had it in him.
Kahi: Shush!
News: It is purported that the famed prosecutor and writer, Greg Farshtey, is going to be taking the case. If you don’t know who Greg Farshtey is, you’re a sorry, sad individual. Git gud.
Who?
Well, this seems like an interesting case.
