But then Joe came in and defeated bob, because bob stole his sandwhich.
Bob was hit by mutagen and become a sponge.
He was then used as a base for a cake
Which, according to many, was in fact a lie.
Bob got angry that the cake was a lie and ate a pie instead.
He bought the pie at Walmart, bringing us back to Tim.
But than Bob throw the pie to Tim’s face and exploded into bits.
He then got up and make a bomb in the shape of a pie.
Then Bob walked down the road to…
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
it is a lonely road
and the only one he ever knew
However, it is now lined with Target stores. Which shall he destroy with is pie bomb first?
None, because Bob chooses to eat the pie instead!
He then remembered that sometimes the crust on a pie is called the Dusto
As he exploded
HE BIT ZA DUSTO
Bob wakes up at how awful of a pun that was.
He woke up on a test table at a Target lab with a Rocka Nui on another table next to him.
But than A Mad Genius named Professor Bill Waterstock, who try created a Human/Rocka Nui Fusion, but last one make he’s sexy female partner into a Purple Dragon Lady.
She thus named herself prpldragon and decided to defeat bob by using drawings.
They then drove off in a Pink Cadillac with He Man
Bob lay in the dust, a broken man (Both physically and mentally (Those drawings where super dope)), mud forming as he bled into the dirt, a destroyer no longer.
And the last thing he sees is his heart
still beating still beating
and he breaks out of his body and flies away
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL