I shall win the book.
I shall burn the book.
I shall burn every G2 set I can find.
I shall burn BIONICLE Generation 2.
The burning, plasticy fires of my backyard will impress the LEGO overlords.
LEGO shall bring back BIONICLE as a gift, but in Fabuland's style.
In other words, if I win, I'm going to be fixing BIONICLE.
You're welcome nerds.