Hazagal was back in his cardboard castle, now his throne filled with warm pillows (but still cardboard)
He stood up and said:
"DEAR PEOPLE ANF ELEPHANTS WE WILL CONQUER ROMANIAAAAAAAA!!!!
"Why romania-" A servant asked
"Why..? Well of course....uh.. cause they've got good internet maybe?"
"Is the rumor true?" the servant asked
"That they've hot a very good internet"
"idk let's conquer it and then find out"
"I'd say we first find out and then-"
the servant was intrerupted
"ZIP YOUR MOUTH OR YOU WILL HAVE A REAL ZIP. A ZIP FROM A PILLOW!!!"
The servant shushed