Obscure/Ridiculous LEGO/BIONICLE Products Discussion

Platinum avohkii for more kicks.

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Bionicle really has a thing for toothbrush merchandise

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I wonder if those had unique codes

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I wonder what the Kanoka power would be? I sure hope it’s Remove Poison. Imagine if it was Teleportation.

“Mom! A Vorzakh stole my teeth!”

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You have to admit for Bionicle rip offs, they look great! I really want these. I’m aware that the plastic quality is most likely horrible.

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Heh, looks like Vakama is about to go JoJo on some Visorak.

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LGBaTman!

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Vakama and Nuju lookin like they about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2004

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Straight outta Metru Nui

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I just realized that those two are Lego store employees. I originally though that they were some random guys taking a picture at a Lego store.

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I’m Vakama the Llama, making this beat, with my white derpy eyes, walking down the streets.
Look at my foam weapon, ain’t it cool? I’ll punch Makuta with this stuff and make him drool

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That CD is what got me into Bionicle.

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How about all those 2001-2003 Foam Weapons: Tahu Sword (Mata & Nuva), Tanohk Kal Shield, Onua Claw, And Onua Nuva’s Weapon. There were also some others like Nokama Hordika’s Weapon and Jaller Inika’s too!

I WANT ALL OF THEM T_T

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You can now throw your lego safely with the lego dino attack parachute

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that looks like so much fun though

“Hey, kid. There’s BIONICLEs in the back of my van if you want some. You can trust the windowless van with a KOPAKA vanity plate!”

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i should not have laughed at that

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If you didn’t laugh, you have no soul. :smile:

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