But there's more.
And apparently he's a "Professional". Well, I will admit, he's a professional at cracking me up!
Somebody listed an Umarak MOC on Ebay. It's a pretty great looking one, but I'm not sure if I'd pay $150-$200 for it.
Here's a GOLD TAHU MASK! WOW, AT $1,500, IT MUST BE 24 KARROT OR SOMETHING!
WHAT IT'S NOT? I WOULD HAVE NEEVEER GUESSED. Pretty sneaky if you ask me. And $3.50 for shipping? he better have insurance, or that could get lost.