I feel like this is a gross misunderstanding of what I originally intended for ~Plorg~. First of all, you never asked permission to use the name, so this is an illegitimate version and certainly not canon. (And I don't appreciate this theft, either. It's pretty insulting that you'd link the original and then never bother to ask if I'd approve of this.)
Secondly, the original ~Plorg~ was about discovery, and being confused on what you were. It wasn't about cannibalism or friends or even making it an RPG. It was a coming-of age story, meant to display a story of maturity and figuring out the kind of person you were going to be. But it's lesson was also about learning to accept what you were and move on from it. This just seems to not understand that message; hence why I dislike this version so much.
In truth, ~plorg~ was a game not about randomness, but a sequence of events, which led to the discovery that you were a microorganism inside of the bloodstream of a person. This is just... Randomness.