MARIO ALL THE WAY (still have never played Halo)
Halo, unless it's 5, then play Mario
Yeah, Halo 5 sucks.
Fricking Mario Odyssey, man.
Halo is so 2000.
He just said an Xbox, not a modern Xbox...
You've decided Halo.
You turn on the XBOX (360) and are severely disappointed because they don't have Halo.How do you rage?
I don't. I go to the store and buy Halo 3.
Yell because Mario is also not on Xbox
I agree with @Chromeharpoon.
You go to the store and buy Halo 5 because you have a bad taste in video games. You don't play it. Instead, you think about the flat-screen TV you saw while buying Halo 5. What store do you break into to get it?
Before we do anything, we burn our copy of Halo 5, because that will bring us far more joy than playing the game ever would.
We break into Walmart.
Alright, then what store do you break into?
You don't steal. You save up your bread like an honest citizen.
Just kidding rob Best Buy.
Guys, guys, spaghetti shack
Wait, no. We raid a ToysRus before they're all gone.
Doesn't sell TVs
All the ones in my area closed down last week