~Plorg 2~

Barnes and Noble?

Barnes and Nobles, white girls wearing uggs and wearing starbucks are really fun to talk to, after all/s

You take the obvious choice and go to Barns and Noble. You enter the building. Now you need to choose what books to get for your adventure.

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The Horror Section. Every last one there

Consume the books

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Dungeons and dragons monster manual.

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Adventure novels, of course!

You go and find a D&D manual, a couple horror novels, and an adventure novel. You purchase them and put them in your bag. But it isn’t enough. You need more. You turn around, and open your mouth. Your jaws expand wider and wider until your mouth is as wide as you are, and your jaw touches the floor. You inhale, and books begin to fly off the shelves! They go into your vast interior. Their knowledge being absorbed directly into your brain! Once every last book in the building is gone, your mouth returns to normal. What do you do now?

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Book it (see what I did there?) before you’re busted for shoplifting.

All that reading made you hungry. Go to Taco Bell.

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Have some class and go to spaghetti shack

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Begin your plan to create robots to give you the world. All knowledge shall be yours.

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Go get a burger or something, then begin your plans for world domination.

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After inhaling the Barns and Noble, you decide you should leave. You head to a restaurant to go get some food. As you walk, Glob ungulates and makes some gurgling sounds, conveying that he is hungry as well. You first think Taco Bell, but no, you’re watching your health. You go to a Spaghetti Shack. You can either:

Go in and order a meal
Or
Inhale the building like you did the books.

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Inhail the building!

Rob the taco Bell to pay for a meal at the spaghetti shack

You consume the shack in its entirety, but Glop is still hungry. What do you do?

Find the nearest zoo, and let Glop eat all the animals.

I first ask Glop is he’s okay, because his name was Glob just a moment before.

You have the thought, and Glob jiggles with excitement, but you decide against it. You’re in enough trouble with the law as is. You look in your back pack.

There’s a ham sandwich, a few chocolate bars, and some breath mints. What do you give him?