"Christmas: it's not the giving. It's not the getting. It's the loving.
There, I said it. Now get out of here."
"We already had breakfast." -???
"Are you all right Matsuda?"
"No I'm not."
"Good, you seem fine."
-matsuda and someone else, Death Note
"What I've put you through? I've seen the holos. You (insert list of achievements here). Of course, some might say you never did any of these things-- that all your legend is a fraud. But I would never say that, would I?"
I love this one because he bribes the admiral and threatens him in one fell swoop.
"All truth is a lie, just like this sentence."-???
"So you're saying she has dangerous curves?"
- my brother.