The scene suddenly begins to change, the flat expanse shifting into a courtyard somewhere in Kaon, the Decepticon capitol. Lurch turns to see himself standing on a podium, a crowd of black-clad soldiers watching as Megatron himself presented the barkeep with a purple and gold medal in the shape of the Decepticon insginia.
"For his exemplary service to the Decepticon Empire, it brings me great honor to bestow upon Infiltration Specialist Lurch of Cybertron this medal of commendation!" the Emperor of Destruction rasps, placing the prize in the figmen-Lurch's talons. The real Lurch is bewildered, watching as the Patch's simulation software brings this fantasy to life.