Where do we sign up? XP
Did you really not notice my not-so-subtle sarcasm?
I did not, actually.
just shoot me an email at email@example.com for more details
Obviously fake. No way you'd have a .gov account already.
My school doesn't like ur videos slime.They say it Isn't educationalslimeplz
I learned so much from Slime Reviews! He's the video-making genius of the age!
Yeah! thanks to slime I learned how to hold a knife, and how to tie a hangmans noose!
And eat a Golden BBQ Pizza.
Slime showed me how to wash clothes
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathow dare they
im going to talk to my lawyer about this
Slurm, your videos are very inspirational. After binge watching them, I can safely say I'm ready to take on life, no matter what it throws at me.
wait a secondhow did you binge my videoslike there's barely an hour of content there
I'll go get him.
@Chronicler! We need you.
How do I help.
I know it sounds intolerable...
But you actually have to talk to Slime about his problems.
But but but...
I CAN'T DO THAT!
Is that really your voice I hope your okYou seem very very hurt
You thought it was real?