I used to think that you became a vampire if another vampire sucked your blood.
Then I learned you have to put on an Aztec stone mask and have a suitable blood sacrifice to become one.
I had dyslexia, BUT ONLY WITH BIONICLE NAMES.
Which meant I always thought Lesovikk was pronounced levoskii for some reason.
And there were many misconceptions I had about the opposite gender when I was 5.
I also thought that all TV shows were live, even cartoons.
I also believed that my senpai would notice me