The Ask the Politician Topic

Fixed.

#voet 4 Looch pl0x evry1 else sux

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Don’t believe his communist lies.

My middle name is slime.

Looch S. Loochum

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It’s the truth.
Truth hurts.
Like the defeat you’ll suffer from Looch.
#Bring Walmart to victory, Looch!

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u w0t m9

Oh nothing. King Harkinian only laughs at such a foul statement as:

I mean, please.

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Mai boy, this election is what all true politicians strive for.

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stahp pls
Zelda CDI fails almost as hard as your campaign.

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Not as bad as General Grevious’s wasted potential in Revenge of the Sith.

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u hurt mi felings :cry:

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Vote for Mr. Hasselhoff.

He hasn’t argued with anyone.

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Vote for Slime, he’s better-looking.
sadly people actually use that as a reason to vote for people in elections.

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That’s why you should vote for Jacklepop. He might be ugly, but he knows how to run a country.

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Actually, no. That foolish loser Plural blames me after my grammar-correcting schemes went haywire.

Whatever.
#Voet4Jogn2K18!!!111!!111

@Political_Slime How do you plan on dealing with these terrible lies and slanders in your opponents’ attack ads?

@Politicians (@Political_Slime, @Chronicler, @John_Sheppard, @Mr._Hasselhoff[@Plural], @LelouchViBritannia)

Will you allow free range MOC contests in Metru Nui?

@Chronicler

I’d advise making community services more available.

yes.

but only if I win all of them by default

Mr. Hasselhoff, as seen in his Autobiography The Painful and Tragic Thing that is My Life, our future governor believes that MOCs should be celebrated in all forms. So, as his adviser, I would say yes.