So the name says it all. What do you say to someone when they get your pretzel in a twist and you want to appear to be sly and witty? Maybe this topic can help level your speechcra… whoops, too much Skyrim.
I’ll start out with some.
“Aww, I love you too bro.”
“What was that? I can’t hear over the sound of the ocean. That must be where all this salt came from.”
“Don’t rustle your jimmies.”
I’m not gonna say all of the ones I know because I want this topic to go on for a bit.
“Your hair looks nice!”
“I hope you get mildly incoinvenienced!”
Can someone say underwhelming?
Underwhelming.
Gee… Thanks.
??? If there’s a joke, I don’t get it.
I just leave the conversation. Idiots don’t deserve my witty comebacks.
No u
Comeback of the century
Sure.
Not even said sarcastically.
Just “Sure”.
“You can’t come up with a decent comeback ever. Or make any argument.”
“I know YOU are, but what am I?”
That comeback is so overused it’s not even good any more.
“You’re awfully cranky today. Would you like a baby bottle?”
That’s the point
look at what it was responding to
One comeback that is always fun to use is, like squeaver sort of said, is to complement them. They get so confused
Ok so this may sound odd out of context, but “At least I don’t drink lightbulbs”
You’re*
Maybe if you say it enough times it’ll be funny.
When I encounter somebody who hates Monty Python, I start with "NIH!!!"
“I like you”
“Thanks, I like me too”
That’s the best way to reject someone btw