Hammacher Schlemmer has some weird things for sale, like this abomination.
Here he is. Viewer discretion may or may not be advised.
Kill it with fire
This isn't even Santa...this is monstrosity
Found this in my family's decorations so I decided to use it for my room.
Time to revive this topic.
Found a nutcracker that stares into my soul.... and it's for saint Patrick's day. This is bizarre on multiple levels.
I was at Hobby Lobby recently and came across a Santa decoration that looked something like this:https://www.wayfair.com/holiday-decor/hd0/christmas-deer-staff-santa-figurine-l1033-k~kdm1375.html?refid=GX112603338483-KDM1375&device=c&ptid=352095297509&network=s&targetid=pla-352095297509&channel=GooglePLA&gclid=CjwKCAjw8uLcBRACEiwAaL6MSV6VSHjM0zmYhkYUyyvsex_-6xCatZN6G0ROjSgRM7XIjHeolwFzzhoCoPoQAvD_BwE
There's something unsettling about the fact that he had a reindeer head mounted on a staff, as if he was making an example of the naughty reindeer.
My neighbors have a fake dead Santa hanging from the tree in their yard every year