Horrible, terrible news guys
I was watching a movie today, and the theater hit me with a curveball.
THEY PLAYED THE EMOJI MOVIE TRAILER.
Now I've seen that piece of crap, it is just... so, so, so, so, so, bad. The worst part was that """""JOKE"""""" they tried to make at the end with the stupid hand and the candy. I really hope Sony goes bankrupt over advertising this movie then having it fail miserably. Also someone remind me again why their going on an adventure? They never made it clear, oh wait! I remember! IT'S SO THEY CAN MAKE A MOVIE AND GET MONEY. But seriously, the trailer didn't say anything about why their going on an adventure, and why they need to "leave the phone" (in quotes because I think that's what they were trying to do, I don't know because either this trailer/movie sucks and they really don't have a point or I was too busy questioning what the film industry has come to, to pay attention. But I know what happened in the trailer so the former). Everything in the trailer was so, so, SO pointless, boring, and 'cringy.' But the worst part about the entire experience is...
Everyone but me was laughing and thought it would be a great movie (which I know that last part, because children don't know how to shut up in a theater. But that's what happens when you watch Captain Underpants, you get a theater full of dumb kids with IPods and emoji [Yes they really did have IPods, not even joking, I saw them using them before the movie, 100% true I swear. Almost all of them, they're all like, 6 to 8 years old by their looks, why do they have them? Why am I still typing?]).
Rant over, I guess.