"Why would you do this?" Tekan muttered, slumping slightly as Spirax cheered.
"Yay! Ok so let's see..." He said a hand on his chin as he pondered before grinning widely, showing off his fangs.
"Well first I woke up in this chamber room, thing and then the big voice started speaking and told me I was going to be doing a couple tests for Him! Test subject! Yay! Ooh! And then there was the big, metal horse knight! I got to ride on his back! We had to put a box on a button, fly over a pit and then we were supposed to have one of us press a button to let the other get through to the exit but then another scientist came out of the wall and we followed him!" Spirax said cheerfully before flushing in shame. "I thought it was part of the test at first but if I had realized it wasn't I never woulda left the test, that was bad." He said looking slightly downcast before perking up.
"But I made up for it! The scientist had lots of potatoes, and coffee! Which he gave me! It was fun and I was really fast! Then I met up with the big voice again and he tried to suffocate me but I got in his walls and started eating his wires like a rat, well after his tranquilizer wore off though... Then he tried to crush me but he only got my foot before I got out!" He said cheerfully, his foot visibly uncrushed.
"Lessee, I ended up in this place he called robo-hell or something, it was full of broken wolf friends! I nearly made a new one but then he broke it and grabbed me with his claw arm thing." Spirax said, huffing with a pout. "But then he made up for it by telling me I could still be a test subject! I had to play with shooty turrets and fly and stuff! Then he gave me my own shooty turret and told me my last test was to shoot the bad test subjects! But then I failed and they broke shooty... They weren't very happy either even though I told them they'd won, meanies. There was shield horsey, the scientist another Toa and a robo-wolf friend! Big voice didn't like him because he didn't work like the others." Spirax said in a stage whisper, acting like it was a big secret despite how loud he was.
"After that we ended up meeting with big voice but he'd made himself, a robot body and told us to fight him to make up for being bad subjects! His first body was really weak but the second was much better! He nearly cut my arm off and even nearly knocked me unconscious! I was really dizzy after he threw me." Spirax said, giggling as if what he said was perfectly normal. "Yeah he was a really hard fight but we all managed to beat him, even if the Toa? Matoran? Started acting like his heat power trick thing was really powerful and that he was super strong even though it wasn't. Then he let us go, which was sad, but ok because outside the lab was all busted up and covered in monsters and he said something like 'blah blah blah, no place left, blah blah, test subjects only so he could make better form, blah blah, never should've left because world is bad, blah blah.'" Spirax hammered, flapping his hand in a duck mouth.
"I kinda agreed with the last bit, just 'cause I wanted to keep being a test subject!" Spirax whined. "But the worl looked fun! After that though... Don't remember much..." Spirax finished, staring into space.
"But, yeah, that's what I remember!" He said happily, grinning like a child as he snapped back to attention. "Are you like him too? Can I be a test subject?! Yay yay ya!"