"Welcome aboard!" Greeted John.
"Greetings, my name is Theodore Scotts, it is a pleasure being here"
"John Smith, at your service."
"Is anyone else on board? I wasn't keeping track"
"Quite a few actually,"
Sir John waved back.
"So, what brings you here on this voyage?"
"I always wanted to go on an adventure"
"Excellent! Well, living quarters are down thataways," John said as he pointed to a hallway,"They shouldn't be too hard to find."
A few clanks of metal hitting metal clang a few meters away. "What about me? I thought I existed too! Please say I have my own private quarters. 4 quarters and I can live in a whole!"
"No as in Nobelium?"
"What do you think I am?"
"What do I think you are? I think you're a little greedy."
"Can't argue with that."
"You gotta bunk with someone."
"Alright. Just give me bottom bunk. I don't want to crush anyone sir."