The Official "I Hate Eljay" Topic

I forgot how much I loved this topic.

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eljay would murder innocent slimes

INNOCENT SLIMES

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To be fair, slime blocks are pretty freaking cool.

my favourite topic.

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DANG IT VAR! You will be hearing from ME, the head of Kretendo, on the behalf of Toa Eljay. THIS INJUSTICE SHALT NALT GOE UNNOTISED!

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I love that this topic got some attention again, but none of it is really insulting or degrading like it used to be.

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Eljay is a bit like a box of chocolates
There is always this one that tastes like cr*p

additionally

Eljay is like bread
at first he is great

then overtime he grows stale

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Allow me to grant your wish.

I don’t care what country you’re from or how funny you think you’re joke is. These 9/11 comments are not funny. Stop it. -Eljay

Like Eljay. Wait no sorry, that would be an understatement then.

Dang it. Your telling me this now? I would have ordered some hit men to finish the job!

I’m disappointed. Unless your a brick, you can find much more.

I would say he stole Eljay’s social life, but he didn’t have one to begin with.

I think your perception of time needs a check up.

Like Eljay’s life, yes.

Not haters, simply people telling fact.

THESE WERE THE DAYS M8S

Be happy. The Eljay won’t steal it and your eyeballs then.

Unfortunately yes.

If only Eljay was the mangosteen that time around.

That’s a lie, he’s far worse.

Like himself, yes.

Holy crap memories. Also double posts for @Nyran, @MT_Zehvor, @WajKnight and @Scarilian to munch on.

This combination of words is as bad as Jhihadi Jahn’s beheadings.

He has a soul?

More double posts for the staff holy crap yes.

Eljay has functions?

As much truth as @Nyran being a brick.
A brick like Eljay, that is.

Like his bra- Wait, he has no brain. Sorry.

Yeah I’ll go ahead and apologise to Hitler also.

Look it’s that thing Eljay had 3 o- wait sorry, he had none.

Unlike Eljay.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE BRICKS WHO CAN’T TAKE JOKES, THIS IS ALL IN COMEDY AND A JOKE.

Edit:
People think that I assume I’m funny?
Darn it guys I’m not the egotistical… am I?

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I want to marry you.

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why would you say that? :disappointed: :stuck_out_tongue:

That. Was. AWESOME! I wonder if @Eljay will see this?

As a matter of fact, Eljay does have a soul.

It tastes like butterscotch pudding.

I think it was eaten already, though.

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Unlike eljay, it was indeed awesome.

That’s not pudding.

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I didn’t eat it, so I wouldn’t know.

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Then how do you know what it tasted like?!

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I’ll need to find it again; it was in one of the older podcasts. It was stated that Eljay’s soul tasted like butterscotch pudding, and someone else’s soul tasted like gravel and concrete.

Now I need to look it up again.

Don’t waste your time on Eljay.

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I can’t find it. It was a really old episode; from 2012 or earlier.

Beef, coming in to save the day XD

Eljay doesn’t even like milk. :sob:

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