Is this in the right category?
Greetings all, and welcome to the random questions topic, where we ask questions and (maybe) try to answer them. Questions about anything under the, um… Anything (of course not the stuff we’re not allowed to talk about, duh)?
Like, for example, what’s the deal with duck-billed platypuses? They’re the only breed of platypuses, so why are they duck billed?
Have fun!
Why are little kids so interested in cars?
Because they haven’t discovered mechs?
Why are people interested in mechs?
That is a difficult question.
“You dig, Giant Robot!”
“I dig, Giant Robot!”
“We dig, Giant Robot!”
“Chicks dig, Giant Robot!”
I like power armors, not mechs. 
Has teletubbies ruined a generation of children?
Probably. I still see Tinkiewinkie in my nightmares.
Will Bonkle G3 be a thing?
Probably not.
Why do Masters so frequently edit topics, leave a post saying what they edited, but can’t be bothered to participate in the topic?
Why is cheese called cheese?
I did say,
Whatever.
I’m struggling to think of a pun…
But I can’t do it.
The answer to that question is truly one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.
Why does Lego like gold so much?
Gold reminds them of money.
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me
Why did the chicken in fact cross the road?
Connell Sanders was trying to catch him.
What does it sound like when doves cry?
Why is Bionicle G2’s story so messed up?
Please avoid swearing on the boards, even if it’s censored -Prpl
Why are there so many licensed LEGO lines?