It’s time I told the extended version!
Characters: me, her, her evil friend (HEF) her nice friend (HNF) friend from long ago (FFLA)
Me: man it sure is boring
Headteacher: you know this Friday, you can go on a trip and protest climate change
Me: who’s going
Her: I am, hnf is going and so is HEF, I think you should come as you study geography and we don’t hang out much
Her: so I realise we don’t talk much
Her: we should hang out more
HEF: hey guys let’s go to McDonald’s
Her: I kinda think we should bring Mistika…
HEF(in an evil way): hmm he can come if he wants to but I was hoping this could be OUR trip
Hnf: are you sure? We can still come!
Hef: bye Mistika!
Hnf: oh okay
FFLA: So (her) have you got a boyfriend
Her: no, besides Mistika, boys at our school are rude and selfish
FFLA: would you date Mistika?
(Her looks at Mistika, Mistika looks back like an idiot, thankfully Her Evil Friend saved me by changing the topic to endgame, okay she’s not that evil, she just doesn’t like me that much)
Maybe next time I’ll tell you about the school trip with a rude boy that happened recently