Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don't worry, he's awake now.
The doctor said I had type A blood,
but it was a type "O"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was "two" tired
I'll leave... (not really. Puns are life)
is it bad i don't get any of those
I'm afraid soClearly you do not understand the purist form of comedy. \s
Oh, uh... Sorry brosif. Didn't see your post.
Careful, you mays cause a part 2
I think Meso's incredible JTO pun deserves to be here:
Have any of you heard any steak jokes? It wouldn't surprise me if you haven't, they're a rare medium well-done.
Journey to Done.
oCOWrina of time is an UDDER classic
I know this lady named Penny.
She's got a lot of...common cents
Why can Toad not fit in an Item-box?
Because there isn't Much-room.
(I actually thought of that one myself xd)
There's a name for people obsessed with the moon...LUNA-tics.
These are bad, off to the Pungeon all of you!
Are you aware that Lunatic, a word to describe someone who is mentally ill, comes from the belief that the moon makes you go crazy?
This really isn't a pun, it is just what the word means...
Today in english class we had to make models of things in a story that are motifs. Two of my classmates were working on constructing a cardboard model bed to do this.When they finished, I simply said,"I'm glad you guys made your bed!"It took everyone a bit, but then they laughed.
Wait, really?The More You Know...
What do you call the president of the fish club?An elected o-fish-al.
These Ordinators surely like Bionicle 06'.
They keep telling me to move along.
After reading about 199 posts worth of puns,I-I-I d-don't think I can keep pun going any more