Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry, he’s awake now.
The doctor said I had type A blood,
but it was a type “O”
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was “two” tired
I’ll leave… (not really. Puns are life)
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is it bad i don’t get any of those
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I’m afraid so
Clearly you do not understand the purist form of comedy. \s
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#im_gonna_sue_you
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Oh, uh… Sorry brosif. Didn’t see your post.
Careful, you mays cause a part 2 
I think Meso’s incredible JTO pun deserves to be here:
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Have any of you heard any steak jokes? It wouldn’t surprise me if you haven’t, they’re a rare medium well-done.
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Journey to Done.
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oCOWrina of time is an UDDER classic
GET IT
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I know this lady named Penny.
She’s got a lot of…common cents
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Why can Toad not fit in an Item-box?
Because there isn’t Much-room.
(I actually thought of that one myself xd)
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There’s a name for people obsessed with the moon…
LUNA-tics.
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These are bad, off to the Pungeon all of you!
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Are you aware that Lunatic, a word to describe someone who is mentally ill, comes from the belief that the moon makes you go crazy?
This really isn’t a pun, it is just what the word means…
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Today in english class we had to make models of things in a story that are motifs. Two of my classmates were working on constructing a cardboard model bed to do this.
When they finished, I simply said,
“I’m glad you guys made your bed!”
It took everyone a bit, but then they laughed.
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Wait, really?
The More You Know…
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What do you call the president of the fish club?
An elected o-fish-al.
######I’m so sorry
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######Only TES people will get this one but whatever.
Oh boy.
These Ordinators surely like Bionicle 06’.
They keep telling me to move along.
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After reading about 199 posts worth of puns,
I-I-I d-don’t think I can keep pun going any more
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