Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza of history.
Here today, gone tomato.
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing.
No I am not sorry for these puns, I know it's not very gouda me.