Ohhh…I do knot get it.
Your pun intreegs me.
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I kind of want these to stop, but I know I’m _bark_ing up the wrong tree.
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Someday the crown will be in reach and I will be leader. Then all will bough to me with their stumpy little limbs.
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Not really a pie but did anyone ever notice that the Visorak, the spiders of Bionicle, have a spinner?
Get it?
Geeeet it?
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I only got it after a quick web search.
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Get it, a pie, because spinners are circles?
~W12~
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How do you open a door? You turn the doorknob.
I’m fine.
What does Computer Pirates drink?
CD ROM!
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I’m Sequoia tree puns.
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14159 inches long?
A Pi-thon!
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Did you hear about Lady Sandwich? She was a soldier in WW2. She was Bread for war, you’d never meat such a good warrior, cheese quite famous.
Do you know a coin’s value? It’s one penny per-cent.
~W12~
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What do you call Bionicle with massive robotic reptiles? (Aka the cancelled cliffhanger at the very end of G1)
Dinonicle
Why do Swedish ships have bar codes on the back?
So they can Scan-di-navi-an. (say it out loud, it makes more sense).
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(I guess this technically isn’t a pun but I still wanted to put it on somewhere) Isn’t someone who goes on Star Treks a Skywalker?
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Have any of you seen the world’s largest pair of glasses? I heard they’re quite the spectacle.
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I dont get how wood puns are so poplar.
They just keep getting alder.
You need to spruce them up a bit
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