The super legit Puns topic

Why are Kane-Ra unhappy?

Because they’re wearing infected Huna.

Huna! (Who Knaw!)

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Stop clubbing, baby seals.

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Mahi!

Takanuva: Allow me to share some light on the subject.

Kiina’s looking blue, maybe she needs some Gresh air.

Edited for Double Post -Nyran

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A man walks into a bar and says “give me ten drinks for every drink you’ve served today!”
The bartender says “That, my friend, is an order of magnitude!”

Mata Nui bless Hank Green.

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Somebody else watches Vlogbrothers OMG.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

To

To who?

No no no! To whom.

*sigh *


Argon walks into a bar, the bartender says “Get out! We don’t serve you kind here!”

Argon, doesn’t react.


How many computer software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Whoa, no that’s a hardware problem.


The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time…

It was tense…

I’m such a freaking nerd.

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Hello, I have just met you, and I find you to be awesome.

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Two Toa walk into a bar.
A matoran walks under it and laughs at them.

I’m so sorry.
runs.

Edited for Double Post -Nyran

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This topic died. I’m Tryna revive it as fast as I can. Hau about you shield yourself from the explosion.

Mask puns have just entered a whole new level of intensity.

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HERE WE FREAKING GO

I lost an electron, I’ve got to keep a closer ion them.

(p + l) (a + n)= pa +pl + la +ln
I just foiled your plan

“Can you teach me about absolute zero?”
“0k.”

She said I was “Just average.”
How mean.

Pavlov? It rings a bell…

If you forget to set your calculator to degrees, you’re gonna have a rad time.

NEVER TRUST AN ATOM… They make up everything.

“James, why are you using chromosomes in our ads?”
“Because sex cells.”

“There’s just too much friction between us.”
“Well it’s not my fault!”
Tectonic relationships

Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office…
I will track you down…
You have my Word…

Homonyms are a reel waist of thyme.

If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up they would be alloys.

An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first one orders one beer, the second one order half a beer, and the third one orders 1/4 of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots,” and pours two beers.

THAT’S ALL FOR NOW. DON’T WORRY, I AIN’T DONE YET >=D

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What’s a bad Anime Fan’s favorite type of pie?

Sem-pie

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I already knew most of the others, but this one is great!

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I really hope this year is a victory for the Assassin’s Creed franchise.

I’m a horrible person.

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I laughed and cringed at the same time.

EDIT: Speaking of puns, Pearls Before Swine has some of the worst/best puns ever.

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I laughed at this one

I am pathetic.

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I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

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Normal guns are boring. We can have Zamor fun shooting spheres at our enemies’ faces.

I’m traveling the Rode to find the ultimate truth.

Olmak Donald traveled dimensions. E-I-E-I-O. (that was a terrible pun)

Oh Kadin, how about we fly?

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Galidor never went away

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Hmm, Hau to bring this topic back…

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