HERE WE FREAKING GO
I lost an electron, I've got to keep a closer ion them.
(p + l) (a + n)= pa +pl + la +ln
I just foiled your plan
"Can you teach me about absolute zero?"
She said I was "Just average."
Pavlov? It rings a bell...
If you forget to set your calculator to degrees, you're gonna have a rad time.
NEVER TRUST AN ATOM... They make up everything.
"James, why are you using chromosomes in our ads?"
"Because sex cells."
"There's just too much friction between us."
"Well it's not my fault!"
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office...
I will track you down...
You have my Word...
Homonyms are a reel waist of thyme.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up they would be alloys.
An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first one orders one beer, the second one order half a beer, and the third one orders 1/4 of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots," and pours two beers.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. DON'T WORRY, I AIN'T DONE YET >=D