Pohatu might have been stoned to do something like that.
Pohatu is a fan of the Rolling Stones and the Iron Maiden........ because he's Rock and Metal.
After this pun Tahu arrives and says: your puns are terrible, you're fired.
How completely originalYou just don't insult mah boi like that
I wanted to tell you a pun about noble gasses, but all the good ones argon.
I could've sworn I'd posted this here, but I can't seem to find it here, soo...
I had a good joke about amnesia and fighting but I forgot the punchline.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. But I took a leap of faith, and it wasn't until my parachute wouldn't unfurl that I realized the gravity of the situation. With this, my stomach sank.
That pun...fell flat.
A person walks into a bar. He's a dwarf, so he doesn't need to duck.
I hope someone gets this.
What do Onu-matoran archivists use to catalog their entries?
On average, I think people are pretty mean. bu-dum tsssss
I don't get it
Mean = average
Did you know cats are made of iron, lithium, and neon?
Git gud at maths
I once organized a skiing trip.
It went downhill really fast.
Did ya hear about the cannibal that was late for dinner?
He got the cold shoulder...
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Perhaps these cannibals also enjoyed pork...And if you're not satisfied with that one, I've got waayy more ...