Fun fact:I actually have that specific Bionicle set (it’s supposed to be Jaller), I found it in cereals too, but it wasn’t cheerios, it was Nesquick (which is still from Nestle).
Anyway, I find this topic very evil 
… poor bonkles…
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Prime Berix with Garlic Herb Butter for the main course. A fantastic way to serve up such an- enjoyable character.
Then for desert, a finely crushed Toa Ignika atop Soft Serve Matoro.
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The Berix sounds delicious bit I sense a taste of bitterness served with the dish.
Also can I get some sliced Pohatu fries as well?
Get it because Pohatu sounds like potato.
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The potatoa rise again!
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I’d eat a Bohrok. They look like meatballs to me. Tahnok would be a spicy meatball.
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They would be made of metal…
I mean the krana on the other hand.
Serve them up. I would eat them.
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Maybe Nivawk would taste like chicken. I’d would want it grilled or fried.
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obviously the kofo-jaga, it’s spicy personality is backs with tasty vitamins that make any biochemical being say “Ouch, it tastes so good it hurts!”
serve 5 minutes after roasting slowly over a warm pit of lava. Most kofo-jaga take around 30 minutes over the lava before they’re ready to eat, this is of course the best way to cook them, but if you’re an impatient person you can dip the kofo-jaga into the lava, cooking it in just 3 minutes, but it looses it’s spicy flavor, and becomes bland, so wait the 30 minutes like a normal person and you’ll be just fine.
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Well, you could ask Teridax. 
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A delicious Kane-Ra burger with a side of Ussal Crab fries.
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The vahi because it’s made of Swiss cheese
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Probably the squid ammo, looks like bootleg Gummi Bears.
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How has this topic managed to survive so long?
Anyways I wonder how Puku Crabs would taste. Or Manas. Or Muakas.
It survived this long because its a topic everyone can relate to.
Looks like a giant gummy bear.
I imagine it’d be pretty tasty.
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aren’t gummy bears chewy? seems more like rock candy to me
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Like a jolly rancher…
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None of them, since they are a disgusting mesh of mechanical and organic parts.
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Would Morbuzahk count as vegetarian because he has a conscious?
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