"Ugh! Decepticons! I, Dire and Maximus were choose to kill Unicron. We started a journey. Axis was an a.i., but she get a body. Song was teleported here. We met other guys, like Scourge, the Seacons, the Dinotobots (where are they, by the way?), etc. We fought enemies like Ramjet, drones, zombies, and then Maximus killed Unicron. Happy? Good! Dire, please!"