Warhammer 40k: One Thousand Ways to Die

“The bombardments have ceased, my scouts are about to ascertain that as we speak M’lord”

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“Before you do, I have an idea… I must trust you will not kill me for a heretic if I suggest this.” Dambro said carefully.

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“What? If your plan is heretical, you should hope the Inquisition isn’t listening”

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“I say,” Dambro paused. “I say we negotiate with the Xeno, or attempt to, and send him into the Chaotic realms. He will weaken our enemies.” Dambro said.

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"You wish to reason with the beast?’

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Krugs marched out of his now ruined Squiggoth fortress, with Ripper by his side “bring dah othaz boyz!” He ordered as two more Squiggoths began marching down the battlefield, the fortresses upon their backs bombarded the area

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Winter steps out of his fortress, “Ork! Hold you position, unless you wish your forces decimated you shall hear my terms!” There is sudden silence in the absence of Guard guns

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Krugs raised his hand and watched the Orks stop, they regrouped and waited for the order to kill “what you want humie?”

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“Y-yes.” Dambro said hesitantly.

“Is he insane?” Sky asked Winter.

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Julius steps behind his officers to await the results of the parley.

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“We have a proposition for you!” He turns to the inside of the tank, “Broadcast Captain Dambro over the box”

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“We promise you a greater war than you can imagine, Xeno.” Dambro said.

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Krugs smiled a little “speak quick”

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“We will send you on your way to the Eye of Terror, where the most legendary of wars have been fought. There is nothing but war there, a place any Ork would desire to go.” Dambro said. “All you have to do is take your forces there.” Dambro said.

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“we go der wen we dun here!” Krugs roared and the army of Orks began killing anything alive once more

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A boom like thunder announces the end of another Squigoth. Winter points to the spaceport, where ships were streaming down, “leave now, or not at all”

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“den we die here!” Krugs roared as the last squiggly rampaged throughout the battlefield, the fortress upon its back fired at anything that moves, while the other Ork vehicles charged forward

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Winter waits for Krugs to charge him (Because the leader usually goes for the other leader) and looks at his left fist

At the spaceport, the 57th armoured disembarks, Shadowswords, Baneblades, Leman Russ’, A reaver, and knight escort

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Krugs pointed his cannon at winter and fired at him while he marched forward, the nine barrels of the gun making a satisfying noise with rapid speed

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Winter ducks out of the way, and closes the distance, punching the Ork clean across the battlefield (Powerfist boy)

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