NO! It’s dangerous, Johnny!
Why that Purple T-Rex says Yes with extra “ss”?
Well little Johnny, its more like a few extra "e"s.
The real question we should be asking is why he always talks to himself?
Because young one, I actually talking throw a video mirror of my namesake, Yesss.
When I grow up I’m going to get that Mario?
Really? I just figured he had a penchant for intelligent conversation.
Maybe. Only time shall tell.
If Godzilla is the king of monsters, why is it that literally every monster ever doesn’t respect him as such?
Because Godzilla movies would be boring if they did.
Who are the seven and why does Prince want them to fall?
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Well Little Johnny, because seven ate nine.
Why doesn’t anyone tell poor Tahtohrak to answer?
Well Johnny, we’ve don’t know.
Why I’m so big?
Well little Johnny, even small things are considered big when you compare yourself to insects.
Why doesn’t grapefruit taste like grapes?
Well little johnny, youre just eating It wrong.
Why is racecar backwards racecar?
Well Johnny it’s a citrus it’s not grow on vines.
Why Little Donny is replacing me?
Well little Johnny, it’s because a racecar can drive forwards and backwards.
Why is there daylight savings time?
Because the guy on the 100 dollar make it, little Johnny.
Is Meso a giant purple spider?
Well little Johnny, one day he will be. One day…
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning?
@RoadtripRobot Well little Johnny people might actually have time to do stuff then.
Why is the Antarctic cold?
Penguin: Well kid, we’ve known that it’s on the South Pole.
Why Mommy wearing a black shinny suit?
Well Little Johnny, you don’t want to know.
Why?
Well little Johnny, that’s the question I’ve been asking since you were born.
Why are they called showers?
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Well little Johnny, because otherwise “April showers bring Mayflowers” wouldn’t rhyme.
Why do cats exist?
Well Lil’ Johnny, memes.
What is the purpose of life?