It isn’t the number forty two. I hear it is a book. It starts with a B and ends with an E. Go to that building with the spire with a cross at the top and ask.
Why does everyone in my family like Miss Clinton?
Well little Johnny, political discussion is b& rip.
How does mactootie eat?
EDIT: I hate mobile keyboards
Who? I guess he absorbs it through his hands or something, little Johnny.
Why did I run out of parts?
Well little Johnny, because you are poor and can’t afford any more parts (and because the dog got hungry for some CCBS tacos)
Why does the dog bite my feet?
Literally everyone and everything would die.
A better question is, why isn’t it hot?
That could mean so many different things.
Because someone somewhere thought it was a good idea. Then again, that could be sai about a lot of things.
Darn.
Its a problem we all face little Johnny, and we all need to deal with it in our own way.
Maybe your feet smell like bacon.
Why is Earth the best element?
No Johnny it’s not, Light is.
Can I used my shadow hand to grab hold on our Leader of the Free world?
No, because shadows have no mass and cannot grab onto things, especially oranges.
Who was phone?!
Well Johnny it’s your Grandma Betty.
Why I turn into a life size toy?
Because it is your destiny.
Why has my doge bit finger?
Because it hates you.
Why can’t we go to tacobell?
Because someone wrote a really bad Gravity Falls fanfic about it.
Why does no on play Fall of Cybertron multiplayer anymore?
Because Johnny it’s Rated T, and you too young to play.
Who is that with my Uncle Joe?
Well Little Johnny, that’s his wife.
Why is my pancake burning?
Well little Johnny, your not supposed to use a blow torch.
Why is everything pitch black? starring Vin Diesel.
I AM GROOT! (No Johnny you got your nightlight for those scary tree monsters and boogiemen.)
Can I change my name to Jeff Combs?
Only if you pay me 60 dollars, Little Johny.
Is it possible for me to be a burd?
Well Little Johnny, let’s find out. Get in the car, we’re going to the Empire State Building.
Why do I occasionally shove handfuls of lettuce into my mouth?
Well little Johnny, it is because you are a vegan.
Why is Club Penguin being shut down?
Because March 29th is the day when all social media sites must be shut down.
Is it dangerous to jump off of buildings?
Well little Johnny, only if you don’t survive.
Why is PC master race? I have no opinion in this matter.