Well little Johnny,
NO!!!,
Wanna know why?
Well little Johnny, you aren’t allowed to know why.
Now what’s the difference between Julius Caeser and the Moon?
The moon didn’t hang out with that Brutus guy
why are fire trucks red?
Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that’s why fire trucks are red!
Why is Halo violent?
Well little johnny, It was rated m
is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Yee, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Yee raises hand) Horseradish is not an instrument either.
Who is better? Doom Guy or Master Chief?
What are ponies made of?
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Melted down crayons, fake colored hair and fwendship.
Why is the snow still here?
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Because it’s February, Johnny.
Can I go buried myself?
No little Johnny, you need to go to school so you can learn grammar.
Can I catch butterflies?
No johnny, capturing animals is frowned upon
Who has any galidor prototypes?
No living soul, I hope.
Why can’t I look at the sun but I can look at the moon?
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Because The Sun is a fiery star, and The Moon is a something…
Why Mommy has wings?
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That’s a bird. You’re mom is over there.
Oh wait.
How can I save up to 50% or more on care insurance?
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Well little boy, your mommy and daddy can switch to Geico that saves thousands on Home, Rent, Care, & Car Insurances too.
Am I a robot?!?!?
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Well I don’t know little Johnny, but we can find out with this fancy emp device I got here.
Why did Michael Bay kill one of the only good characters in Dark Of The Moon?
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Because he’s Micheal Bay, little Johnny.
Why are my eyes brown?
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Because Pprl ran out of green.
Can i watch JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure?
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Only after you clean your room.
How many years until the second Tintin film is released?
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Well tin is similar to ton and there’s 2 of them so about 40,000 years from now, Give or take a week.
What is 2+2?
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