Ah yes, the white hose in its natural habitat./s
Tigers have stripes because they eat to much frosted flakes.(Apparently it's not so grrreat after all.)
Why do birds have beaks?
So they can eat worms, of course.
What time is it?
Well it's time for you to DIE!!!
Can I become one with the Matrix?
If it gets you away from here, please, go right ahead.
Why are there flame wars?
Because some people believe that some things are better than other things, they just have a funny way of showing it.
Why does Tahu Master look better with no arms?I swear I'm not crazy.
I don't know Little Johnny, but would you ike to come with me and meet Sigmund Freud?
Why can't I think of anything to put here?
You just did!
Should I buy all the Elves sets?
No, just the ones with dragons in them.
What is a dog's purpose?
I dunno, go watch that new movie coming out.
can i pls be on the podcast var???
NO your will not are no podcast without my order, your BIG DADDY OMEGA!
Can I going to the OcTone?
Can I save Galifrey?
GET IN THE TARDIS NOW!
Why did the Oscars screw up?
Becouse Now Everybody Has One
Where can one go to find peace?
Used Me, I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Why I wants to eat brains?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European swallow?
Wait, I don't know tha-ahhhh!!
Can I watch A Series Of Unfortunate Events?
Just look in the mirror and you'll see just that
What is life?
something you will never truly have
can i listen to Simon Curtis's flesh?
No Johnny it's just weird and creepy.
Why I transform into a super-powered being with golden spiked hair?