Green
Who’s idea was it to cancel G1?
Green
Who’s idea was it to cancel G1?
Well Little Johnny, that’s why Mommy and Daddy don’t live together anymore…
How’s the weather in Scotland?
Probably horrible, I dunno.
How many explosions can occur at once?
All of them.
What’s the deal with airplane food?
Here’s the secret Johnny, it’s just normal food
What is the greatest brand of AA batterys?
The brand that works Little Johnny.
Why do they keep making R rated superhero movies?
Well Little Johnny, because they keep making PG-13 Horror Movies, so Superheroes that is R-Rated in the way make you and your of not see it, if you want to see…
Who is my real Mommy and Daddy?
We don’t know, neither even showed up to your birth. We were forced to give you to ocelots.
Why do I hate me?
The same reason everyone else does.
######Because you exist.
What is a Bionicle?
Little Johnny, I was going to answer that question, but then I took full stock of what you said and I think you need to go to your room and think about hat you’ve done.
Why is mitosis funny?
I don’t believe it is. I’ve heard there’s a huge divide in the perception of hilarity to the process.
Why do people hate puns?
Because they’re not punny.
Can i watch the Power Rangers movie?
Sure, but you are now The Gold/Green Ranger now and this is your Mangosteen Zord.
Do you know where is my four turtles go?
Chances are you dropped them in a sewer somewhere. I wouldn’t be half surprised if they got mutated or something.
What’s with the Warthog and the Rhino guys outside?
They’re Just friends of those turtles of yours, Johnny.
What about that old rat guy?
don’t worry about him, the exterminator is coming soon
why is there a brain monster on the news?
Don’t worry, Samus is taking care of that
Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
sigh
That was a specialty designed prison for you as a child, it was a pineapple because it makes you weak.
WHY WON’T YOU LET ME DIE?
Little Johny, because I don’t like muffins.
Can I eat a paperclip?
Here ya go, Johnny
Who wants to be a millionaire?