No Johnny, your too young for that show.
Can I get a meme stopper?
You should, but the internet has made those illegal.
Why is this British guy buying all of this weird stuff from poundland?
Because he collects things that have sad onion labels on them
What is the worst tasting soda in existence?
well little johnny its obviously cranberry sodawhat is rule 34
Well Little Johnny, Rule 34 is why you ask your parents' permission before going online.
Why do I like a girl?
Well Little Johnny you are too young for love, wait if you are in the teenage year.
Mama, are you a witch?
Well little Johnny, AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
Why are fire trucks red?
Well Little Johnny, haven't you ever heard of predators trying to blend in with its prey?
What are memes?
WHAT ARE THOSE
what is life?
Well little johnny, life's a series of disappointments and tragedies.
Am I annoying?
YES, Johnny you are pretty annoying.
Can I had your face?
well little johnny no you can not had faceis it bad to main genji
I dunno, I'm not old enough to play Overwatch yet.
How do I get Master?
No Johnny, but you get a Doctor's degree when you are at collage.
Why I'm so blue and spiky?
well Little johnny it seems you're turning into an Acacia erubescens also known as a blue thorn. or you could be an unnaturally fast hedgehog. one or the other
what should i Think of when starting an antfarm?
why is blue?
well little johnny its because its depressedwhy am i not able to make a good moc
Well little johnny eat the pieces
Why cant i post in advertising?
Because, Johnny, you need to earn master.
Who stole my car?
Johnny, it's wasn't stealing by anyone, it's just drove all by itself and transform into a robot.
What the Joker's real name?