well little johhny he is good bye johhny
can i hail hydra
Only if you want to be lumped in with Cap and a fair amount of Avengers.
Will I return as an advertisement?
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I hope not.
Will I ever stop bleeding from the ears?
Not until you destroy Lex Luthorâs machine that is killing all the fish in Smallvilleâs lake.
Why donât you want me as an advertisement?
Because weâre trying to lure in new customers, not scare them away.
Whatâs Sonic?
A blue hedgehog that can run like Pohatu.
Iâm scary?
No but I am!!
Who is Mr. Oz?
Someguy behind a curtain.
Why canât I get a Gameboy Advance SP?
Because you are poor.
Why have we abandoned the original format for this game?
Well Little Johnny, it is because we are all shortsighted millennials.
Why does my autocorrect not recognize âmillennialsâ as a legitimate word?
Well little Johnny, itâs because weâd all rather pretend that man canât fall as far as millenials.
Why am I determined to make something of my life instead of resigning myself toward sweet easy laziness.
Because sweet ease laziness doesnât pay well.
Why canât I stop thinking about this girl?
Because You love her so much, Johnny.
Can I become a Asian Girl?
Well little Johnny, you can, but Iâd kick you out of the house.
Why wonât my code compile?
well little johnny I dont know what you talking about
also, where did you get the master thing?
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
No Johnny weâve forgot you still around.
Am I a clone?!?!?!?!
Yes. We will spend the next two years on this plot thread much to the dismay of our readers.
Why canât I beat Juri in Street Fighter IV
well little johnny, you beat them by not playing
why did i waste $100 to get overwatch summer games lootboxes
Because you are a pawn in Blizzardâs money making scheme. And they wonât be satisfied until your wallet dies from bleeding out too much cash!
How can I make these thoughts of this girl I know go away?
well little johnny, you kill her
why does everyone at my school hate nintendo
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