Well Little Johnny

Well little johnny, ill tell you later because you triggered my JtO ptsd.
why is lewa a girl in g3

Because Eljay wanted to live out his fantasies without looking like a weird.

Wait…

Why won’t Daddy let me play Metal Gear Solid?

Because you gotta ask Onii-chan

Why did Eljay leave?

Because he didn’t leaved, he was fired, Johnny.

Why Superman can fly, but Batman couldn’t?

Well little johnny, its because you should read comics you casual
why is it that prpl will never notice me

Because you needa call her senpai or something of the like

What is a fire? Why does it kill people

I dunno, but I hear it’s fun to touch, You should go do that.

Who is Eminem?

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He is the Real Slim-shady, Johnny well his music in the other hand is something.

Why I’m wearing black cloths and capes and cowl?

Becuase your parents we’re killed by a mugger and now you want to enact revenge.

Why did my auto correct change were to we’re?

That hurts. Right here in my heart.

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well little johnny, it depends on how you used it

where can I find the way to sesame street?

well little johnny, you can find it by paying for HBO
why do people hate the lego ninjago movie

Because NINJAGO SUCKS LOLOLOLOL

Who is Widowmaker?

Oh you mean Black Widow for Marvel Comics, Johnny? No well let’s your mother told you about her want your older.

Is Soundwave, the best lawyer in town?

Nope.

Why am I so small?

Because Your name is “Little” Johnny, right when you be a teenage years you will be the height of your dad of taller.

Why you turn me into a sea monster?!?!?

You don’t have to do much to sea you’re a monster. (See what I did there?)

Why is English your second language?

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Because I am from a country where they only speak Klingon.

Why am I so small?

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Because your name implies it

I watch Rick and Morty can i drop out of school?

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No Johnny you can’t do that in Pre-School.

What’s with the black-ooze like stuff is doing to me?

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