It's going to bond with you, and once it does, it will never leave.
Am I stuck in the Matrix?
well little johnny, you'll find out if you pick the red axle or the blue pinwhy is there a clown in the sewers and why is it telling me ill float too
I dunno, but stick your arm in there. He won't bite it off, I swear.
Why did I get a fifty minute ad on YouTube?
Well Little Johny, you shoulda used ad block for the video and then switch it off
Why do net people say 'Onii-chan' alot?
Because it something you have to wait until you get older.
Why My pet turtle, is a giant monster now?
He wandered in some mutagen, hoping to become one of the ninja turtles, but turned into Slash instead.
Am I allowed to read Watchmen?
No. No one watches (or reads) the Watchmen.
Why does everyone hate me?
Because you smell weird.
Why is that guy watching me from the window?
Because he's a peeping Tom, so let's your parents called the police on him.
WHO IS THE MAN TO BE KNOWN AS THE COBRA COMMANDER?
well little Johhny his name is not important to Hasbro anymore do to the failure that was the g.i.joe movies
why is Gabe newal trying to mug me and steal my cash
Well little Johnny he wants your money so he can buy a playstation, make sure you kick him hard so he doesn't steal it.
Why does it rain?
Because God remembers you exist Johnny, and the rain is his tears over that fact.
Why did I forget to ask something?
Because you have Short term memory loss
Why did Spider man 3 suck
Johnny, everybody knows that Amazing Spider-Man 2 is ever worsted than Spider-Man 3.
Why is Mother, three boxes?