It’s going to bond with you, and once it does, it will never leave.
Am I stuck in the Matrix?
well little johnny, you’ll find out if you pick the red axle or the blue pin
why is there a clown in the sewers and why is it telling me ill float too
I dunno, but stick your arm in there. He won’t bite it off, I swear.
Why did I get a fifty minute ad on YouTube?
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Well Little Johny, you shoulda used ad block for the video and then switch it off
Why do net people say ‘Onii-chan’ alot?
Because it something you have to wait until you get older.
Why My pet turtle, is a giant monster now?
He wandered in some mutagen, hoping to become one of the ninja turtles, but turned into Slash instead.
Am I allowed to read Watchmen?
No. No one watches (or reads) the Watchmen.
Why does everyone hate me?
Because you smell weird.
Why is that guy watching me from the window?
Because he’s a peeping Tom, so let’s your parents called the police on him.
WHO IS THE MAN TO BE KNOWN AS THE COBRA COMMANDER?
well little Johhny his name is not important to Hasbro anymore do to the failure that was the
g.i.joe movies
why is Gabe newal trying to mug me and steal my cash
Well little Johnny he wants your money so he can buy a playstation, make sure you kick him hard so he doesn’t steal it.
Why does it rain?
Because God remembers you exist Johnny, and the rain is his tears over that fact.
Why did I forget to ask something?
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Because you have Short term memory loss
Why did Spider man 3 suck
Johnny, everybody knows that Amazing Spider-Man 2 is ever worsted than Spider-Man 3.
Why is Mother, three boxes?
Your mother doesn’t actually exist and neither do you. You’re both carboard boxes I drew on with sharpie. I’m really lonely.
What is that rapper saying things about a garden utensil?
Well little Johnny, he’s very interested in farming.
Why did this topic become inactive for so long?
Well Little Johnny, we’ve forgot about you since part of you is gone.
Why I in this orange place?
Becuase you hate orange and just to spite you I painted the whole house orange.
Why did Johnny Cash shoot a man in Reno?
(Actually sang this one for people Friday) JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE
Why does PHYS exist?
Well little Johnny, to haunt people’s dreams
What happens if I summon @N01InParticular to perform his topic resurrection ritual?
Please stop summon him, he is not revived zombie topics from the rest grounds anymore. - Spiderus Prime
Edit: That’s what happens…
What is love?
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