My plan:
- Learn how to span class spoilers.
- Necropost random topics made by people who've left the boards.
- Claim to be the creator of said topics.
- Gain popularity to rival Nyran's.
- Become a responsible Mod.
- ???
- Join Zombie Hunter Strike Force
- ???
- Become TTV
B1. If someone discovers part 3, flag user.
B2. If banned, hack into PinkFluffyNyran, than continue.
B3. If PFN banned, hire assassin to kill Eljay, with a note: He will strike again. Then, kill Meso, then Kahi, then Ven. Leave Var to try and do everything. He will fail, call for cast, then join because he has no choice.
B4. If killed, place conscious and memories in robot, make ultimate AI.
B5. If part 6 fails, try again until part 6 successfully executed.