Yeah I'm late, but that's part of the plan.
Step 1: Necropost a topic about evil plots to infiltrate TTV in order to incite resistance.
Step 2: look up a YouTube tutorial on how to start a new regime. Take over New Zealand via blackmailing the government with exclusive secrets found in the extended editions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Step 3: use influence to encourage a world science fair in New Zealand, inviting all the worlds greatest minds.
Step 4: build secret underground bunker. Kidnap all the attendees of the Science Fair. Transport victims to bunker and force them to build a teleportation device.
Step 5: Teleport into a high security location in the U.S. Hold the employees hostage and make demands so large that the attention of the entire government is averted to my position. Have a close friend continue my bidding there.
Step 6: While the government is distracted, teleport back to New Zealand. Force the scientists to hack into the internet with the attention of the whole world fixed on the crisis in the U.S.
Step 7: seize control of the internet.
Step 8: while in power, change my TTV message boards account to staff.
Step 9: relinquish power over the internet and send scientists home. Go completely AWOL and leave no trace of my existence as puppet master of New Zealand.
Step 10: Allow meme topics.
That's the evil plan.