oh what you want my actual first name ha nice try scammers
What a cool name for a kid
William, but I go by my middle name, Keenan.
Yeah, about that, Timmy is a stupid alias I made when I was like, nine, and it kinda stuck. My name's Devon.
...But I could've fooled you all if I so desired...
Can you guess who people mention the first time they see me?
No, this guy.
Yeah, I was just pointing out how he's probably the most famous person with that first name, which I share with him.
I was expecting your name to be Danny
Ive never had that happen to me, expect people call me Thad which i dont like
My first name is Peter, and the last name is Parker.
No wait it's Cole.
Oh wait no it's Caleb.
Sorry what's your name again?
This is the pain I go through with having a rather uncommon name.
My name is Isaac, and everyone misspells it for some reason. I mean, I have NEVER met anyone named Issac, Isac, or Isacc
Plurallvitch, a sophisticated name for a sophisticated scrub.